life is PORNOGRAPHY ?

Virginity is like a Balloon, one prick and it’s gone for ever!

Sex is like a pack of Chips, once you start, you can’t stop!

An Exam paper is like a Dick, when it’s hard… people get fucked!

Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and your hardwork!

Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it!

Life without friends is like Boobs without Nipples. IT’S POINTLESS !

Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.

MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: ‘Pulse’ passed.

The saddest part of a Man’s body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!

Boy: How much Calcium is there in women’s BREASTS?
Girl: It Enough to help a Man’s ‘Boneless Thing’ stand up.

Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence.
A Pregnant Prostitute.

If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then frustration is the Father of Masturbation!

If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!

So basically life is PORNOGRAPHY

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