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Boyfriend ko aaya krodh.Usne di apni girlfriend ch*od.Wo bhi bina lagaye nirodh.Girlfrend kar na saki iska virodh.Aur Boli mujhe AIDS tha mad*archo*d
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\nHow to recharge sex card ? scratch panty press nip*ple enter l*und and hear sound aah..your card recharged sucessfuLly balance 1child validity-9 months
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\nDrink karo to ankhe lal , mehandi lagao to hath lal, kiss karo to lips lal, ch*ut maro to l*and lal, pakade gaye to g* lal or bach gaye to jiyo mere lal.
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\nA risky Questions:-
\nAgar 1 taraf sher khada ho..<\/p>\n
Aur.,<\/p>\n
Dusri taraf.,Mera khada ho.,to batao.,
\ntum kis ki taraf jaoge?
\nAb hanso mat bolo,jaan pyari ya ga*and?
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\nMadam-chintu jb main pdhati hu to tm sar pr thook q lagate ho?
\nChintu -madam vo meri mom raat ko papa se kehti hai ki agar ander nhi ghus raha to thook laga lo.
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\nJabse Uski
\nMaari Hai.
\nWah Wah
\nPehle Sun To Le Bho*sdi ke
\nJabse Uski
\nMari Hai
\nKhoon Ka
\nSilsila Jari Hai
\nTu
\nChup Chap SMS Padh le
\nAaj Raat Ko Teri Hi Bari Hai..
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\nFather &son went 2 medical store.
\nFather buy a pack of Condoms.
\nSon- wats dis
\nFather- its medicine 4 killing rats.
\nSon- Oh bhench*od!
\nCh*ut me bhi chuhe!
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\n.Wife husband ka L*und pakar k boli Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na! Husband,es ko ch*oot main lena hai ya school bhejna hai.
\n1 balatkari narak jata hai.
\nYamraj-Ise oil me fry karo.
\nAftr 4 hrs Yam-Ab tk fry nhi kiya?
\nDoot-Chulha jalane k liye b jhuko to Ye Ga*nd marna shuru kr deta hai.
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\nGhar ki bell baji.Gown pehni hui BV ne gate khola. Gate pe shohar ka dost tha. Dost ne pucha wo kaha hai. BV: naha rahe hai. Dost : aggar tum mujhe apna badan dikhaoge to me tumhe 5000 Rs doonga. BV ne 5000 lekar apna badan dikha diya. Dost ne phir kaha ki agar tum mere sath sex karo to me tume 6000Rs doonga. BV ne 6000 Rs lekar apni bachi ijjat bhi usko de di. Bathroom se nikalkar pati ne p\u00f6\u00f6cha kon tha. BV ne kha apka koi dost jahagir tha.
\nPati bola us har*amja*ade ne mujhse 11000 udhaar le rakhe the usne diye kya?
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\nGandhigiri Ki misal
\nladki ka rappe hua<\/p>\n
rappe k baad<\/p>\n
Ladki ne karwat badli ar vinamrata se kaha-LO JI AGR AB KHADA HO TO PICHE ki B MAAR Lo…..
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\nLady-Dr fu*di me makhi ghus gai!
\nDr-main honey lagake pe*nis dalta hu nikal jayegi. Dr starts enjoying. Lady-wat r u doing?
\nDr-plan changed, Andar hi mardunga..
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\nA Dost tera nam kya rakhu
\nKHWAB rakha to tut jayega
\nDIL rakha to dard ban jayga
\nChal tera naam LU*ND rakh deta hu
\nSukh dukh me khada to ho jayega.
\nGO0D NIGHT..
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\nSamta Ku*tti se SEX Karne Laga Biwi ne Dekh liya..
\nBiwi-Kuchh to sharm Karo.
\nSanta-Sharm kis baat ki,
\nAB…. Tere chakar me purane sambandh to nhi tod sakta.!.
\nMudat K Bad Dekha Badli Hui Thi Wo
\nN jane Kya Hadsa Hua Sehmi Hui
\nThi Wo
\nMuje Dekh K Usne Chehra To Chupaya
\nMagr Uski Chaal Bata Rhi Thi Ch*udi Hui Thi wo…
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\nGirl-meri bra ka kya size hai?
\nBoy-32
\ng-kaise?
\nb-kal to kholi thi
\ng-magar meri bra pe koi numbr nahi
\nb-to kya?
\nCivil engineer hu,plot dekhke area bata sakta hu.
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\nBachchon k doubt:<\/p>\n
Babli – Tchr Tchr! Bus Male hai ya Female?
\n(Tchr Start thinking on a cute question the another kid replied)
\nBunty-Tchr, Tchr It’s Female.
\nBabli-Why
\nBunty-Kyoki Sb Log Uspe Chadte Hain, Idiot.!
\nTchr got tense with answer whereas
\nBabli In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To Uske Bacche Kyo nahi hote ?<\/p>\n
Teacher more tense…
\nBunty again with answer-Kyoki Sab Us Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.
\nTeacher sharm se pani pani.
\nBut Babli still in doubt-Maana Sabhi Peeche Se Chadte Hain par Driver Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte Hain.
\nPhir Bachche Kyon Nahin Hote?
\nTeacher Ki Saanse band.
\nBunty’s final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono Topi Pehan ke Chadte Hain …<\/p>\n
Similarity btwn BRA and BAR
\n1.Both hv same alphabets
\n2.Both r DRINKING zones
\n3.Both hv restrictd time of opening & closing
\n4.But when opened Both make MEN crazy !!! B-)
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\nSardar looks at the name plate of air hostess above her left breast… KOMAL !<\/p>\n
With lots of confusion He asked……
\n“Doosra Waala SAKHT hai kya”..
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\nCollage Grl at Fees Counter:
\nBhaiya Meri le lo
\nMan: 2 min ruko Aram se le lunga
\nGrl: Are Jaldi le lo Fir nhi de paungi Mera Period Shuru hone wala hai!!:) GN
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\nCricketer describing a nude girl-There is no cover, there is no extra cover,there 2 silly points,2 fine legs and a deep gully,with little grass on the pitch.
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\n3 man talking 4 AIDS..
\n1.Mein to condom k bina karta nahi.
\n2.Mein to ungli may bhi pehenta hoon.
\n3.Mein to risk hi nahi leta padosi se hi karvata hoon
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\nRehne ki yaha sabki aukat nahi hoti
\n2-3 peg k bina yaha raat nahi hoti
\nYe Delhi hai meri Jaan
\nIshq, daru, cigaret, Bench*od Or Madarch*od k bina bat nahi hoti.
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\nTeen Haqiqatien..
\n1) School ki ghanti
\n2) gareeb ka darwaja
\n3) aur ladki ki fudi<\/p>\n
Jab bhi bajaoge andar se bache he nikalange.
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\nPyaar humne b kiya tha,<\/p>\n
Dil humne b diya tha…<\/p>\n
Jab girlfriend ko L*UND Pakdaya.,<\/p>\n
Woh Boli-<\/p>\n
“Aur Koi Gift Do,
\nPehle Wale Ne B Yahi Diya Tha..”
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\nGirls Aur Boys Ki Wo Kaun Si Jagah Hai Jaha Haddi Nahi Hoti..
\n‘HONTH’
\nKamino Kabhi lu*nd Aur ch*ut Se Bahar Bhi Nikal Aaya Karo.!<\/p>\n\n\t