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Call Girl (to 68 years old man): “Uncle,<\/em><\/i><\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

aap ek baar try karo na!”<\/em><\/i><\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

Uncle: “Main KAR nahi paaunga.”<\/em><\/i><\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

Call Girl: “Arre, aao na uncle, try to karo!”<\/em><\/i><\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

Uncle aa gaye aur callgirl pe toot pade aur uski almost faad dali.<\/em><\/i><\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

Call Girl: Haaye mar gayi. Aap to bol rahe the-<\/em><\/i><\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

“kar nahi paaunga”<\/em><\/i><\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

Uncle: “Wo to main PAYMENT ke baare me bol raha tha.<\/em><\/i><\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

Ek kutti ki 5 kutte mil kar le rahe the..
\nEk aurat apni beti ke sath baith kar unhe dekh rahi thi n achanak si aurat hass padhi.
\nBeti: kya hua mom\u2026.???
\nMom: kuch nahi beti bas yu hi jawani ke din yaad aa gaye.\":D\"
\n………………………..<\/p>\n

Use barish achhi lagti thi,
\naur mujhe barish me wo\u2026
\nUse bheegna achcha lagta tha, mujhe bheegti hui wo\u2026
\nMujhe wo achhi lgti thi.. Par use koi aur\u2026
\nIsliye maa c* barish, Aur maa c* woh!!!
\nAaj main Aapko \u2018Kele ka Kofta\u2019 bnana sikhata hun.
\nSabse phle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
\n.
\n.
\n.
\nAgar lene me maza aa raha hai to lete rahe.
\nKofte ki Maa ka Bh***da .. fir kabhi ban jayega!
\n……………………..<\/p>\n

ELECTRICITY SCENARIO
\nA couple were having sex.. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating.
\nHusband: BC Light aa gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Leta Hun!!
\nWife: Haan\u2026 Main Bhi pehle Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Leti Hun!
\nYeh kaam toh baad mein bhi ho jayega.<\/p>\n

………………………<\/p>\n

Sham diyo se sjaye baithe hai,
\nkhushbu saso me basaye baithe hai,
\nunki diwangi to dekho,
\ngirl friend raat ko ane wali hai,
\naur wo dopahar se hi condom lagaye baithe hai.<\/p>\n

…………………..
\nEk Admi gusse me Biwi se bola-
\nDil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.
\nAchanak pados me se awaaz aayi..
\nBhai \u2018ch*t\u2019 idhar fekna.<\/p>\n

……………………<\/p>\n

Lady: Ek shampoo please.
\nShopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
\nLady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
\nShopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
\nLady: GARNIER de MC. Ga*d ke baal dhone hai.<\/p>\n

…………………
\nGirl: kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho..?
\nBoy: No.
\nGirl: Kyo?
\nBoy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli.
\nJab bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya.
\nJab taklif hui to Behan royi,
\nJab zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath diya.
\nGirl: achha Gan*u.. Jab lu*d khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..!
\nBoy: Mera Dost, Jo ye msg padh raha hai\u2026 Jisne muze hilaana sikhaya!<\/p>\n\n\t

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