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A newlywed husband had to go on a business trip, and hated to leave his gorgeous, sexy blonde wife alone. The night before he left, he brought home a vibrator and gave it to her.<\/p>\n
“What’s this for?” she asked.<\/p>\n
“It’s for those lonely nights when you miss me,” explained her husband, winking. “Just think of it as something to take my place when you get horny.”<\/p>\n
A week later, hubby returns home, and finds the vibrator in the garbage.<\/p>\n
“Honey,” he says, “why did you throw it away? I told you, you should use it in my place when I’m gone.”<\/p>\n
“I did,” she said. “But the damned thing rattled my teeth’s fillings loose.”<\/p>\n\n\t