{"id":1387,"date":"2020-09-23T01:05:35","date_gmt":"2020-09-23T01:05:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/windseekers.ru\/?p=1387"},"modified":"2020-09-23T01:05:35","modified_gmt":"2020-09-23T01:05:35","slug":"compare-sex-school-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/compare-sex-school-better\/","title":{"rendered":"Compare Sex and School what is better"},"content":{"rendered":"
1. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven’t had sex yet.<\/p>\n
2. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc…, school just sucks.<\/p>\n
3. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole lot stronger.<\/p>\n
4. You get disciplined during sex only if you want to.<\/p>\n
5. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink.<\/p>\n
6. Sex relieves stress, school is the cause of stress.<\/p>\n
7. Nothing beats the “hands on” experience you get with sex.<\/p>\n
8. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.<\/p>\n
9. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.<\/p>\n
10. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless.<\/p>\n\n\t