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Lady : Baccha nahin hone ke liye koi dawai di jiye na doctor sahab
\nDoctor: ye lo condom
\nLady: Ise \u201cDudh\u201d ke sath lu ya \u201cPani\u201d ke sath?
\nDoctor: ise \u201cKele\u201d ke sath lena. samjhai.<\/p>\n
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Ek ladki college ke class me late aate hi……..<\/p>\n
Boys says: Chand taron ko neend aa rahi hain,teri ma ki chut tu ab aa rahi hain\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n
Girls says: Maa ki chut ka mat de wasta,kholti hun Bra chal kar le nasta\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”<\/p>\n
The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'”<\/p>\n
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Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies “Yes I do!” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?” The guy replies “Oh I have a personal genie.” The first man asks “Can I make a wish? ” Sure says the other man “Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing” “Ok I will” says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says ” I want a Million Bucks ” The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other ” Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?” The other man replies “I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC”<\/p>\n\n\t