{"id":86,"date":"2020-10-05T03:34:33","date_gmt":"2020-10-05T03:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/windseekers.ru\/?p=86"},"modified":"2020-10-05T03:34:33","modified_gmt":"2020-10-05T03:34:33","slug":"life-is-pornography","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/life-is-pornography\/","title":{"rendered":"life is PORNOGRAPHY ?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Virginity is like a Balloon, one prick and it’s gone for ever!<\/p>\n

Sex is like a pack of Chips, once you start, you can’t stop!<\/p>\n

An Exam paper is like a Dick, when it’s hard… people get fucked!<\/p>\n

Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and your hardwork!<\/p>\n

Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it!<\/p>\n

Life without friends is like Boobs without Nipples. IT’S POINTLESS !<\/p>\n

Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.<\/p>\n

MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: ‘Pulse’ passed.<\/p>\n

The saddest part of a Man’s body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!<\/p>\n

Boy: How much Calcium is there in women’s BREASTS?
\nGirl: It Enough to help a Man’s ‘Boneless Thing’ stand up.<\/p>\n

Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence.
\nA Pregnant Prostitute.<\/p>\n

If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then frustration is the Father of Masturbation!<\/p>\n

If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!<\/p>\n

So basically life is PORNOGRAPHY<\/p>\n\n\t

\n\tTags: \u0928\u0949\u0928\u0935\u0947\u091c \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938<\/a>
<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Virginity is like a Balloon, one prick and it’s gone for ever! Sex is like a pack of Chips, once you start, you can’t stop! An Exam paper is like a Dick, when it’s hard… people get fucked! Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and your hardwork! Success is like masturbating, only your own hand … \u092a\u0942\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0922\u093c\u0947\u0902<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nlife is PORNOGRAPHY ? - Sex story in Hindi \u0938\u0947\u0915\u094d\u0938 \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0928\u0940<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"- life is PORNOGRAPHY ? - New Hindi Sex Stories\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/life-is-pornography\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\">\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Hindi Sex Story\">\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Estimated reading time\">\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\">\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"\":[{\"\":\"Organization\",\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Hindi sex stories\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/\",\"sameAs\":[],\"logo\":{\"\":\"ImageObject\",\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/#logo\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/nonvegstory.png\",\"width\":280,\"height\":85,\"caption\":\"Hindi sex stories\"},\"image\":{\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/#logo\"}},{\"\":\"WebSite\",\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/\",\"name\":\"New Hindi Sex Stories\",\"description\":\"Read hot and sexy new sex story, \\u0938\\u0947\\u0915\\u094d\\u0938 \\u0938\\u094d\\u091f\\u094b\\u0930\\u0940, Hindi sex story with nude pic, Adult XXX sex kahani, \\u0938\\u0947\\u0915\\u094d\\u0938 \\u0915\\u0939\\u093e\\u0928\\u093f\\u092f\\u093e\\u0901\",\"publisher\":{\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/?s={search_term_string}\",\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\"},{\"\":\"WebPage\",\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/life-is-pornography\/#webpage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/life-is-pornography\/\",\"name\":\"life is PORNOGRAPHY ? - Sex story in Hindi \\u0938\\u0947\\u0915\\u094d\\u0938 \\u0915\\u0939\\u093e\\u0928\\u0940\",\"isPartOf\":{\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2020-10-05T03:34:33+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2020-10-05T03:34:33+00:00\",\"description\":\"- life is PORNOGRAPHY ? - New Hindi Sex Stories\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/life-is-pornography\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/life-is-pornography\/\"]}]},{\"\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/life-is-pornography\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"item\":{\"\":\"WebPage\",\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/\",\"name\":\"Home\"}},{\"\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"item\":{\"\":\"WebPage\",\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/nonveg-jokes\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/nonveg-jokes\/\",\"name\":\"\\u0928\\u0949\\u0928\\u0935\\u0947\\u091c \\u091c\\u094b\\u0915\\u094d\\u0938\"}},{\"\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":3,\"item\":{\"\":\"WebPage\",\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/life-is-pornography\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/life-is-pornography\/\",\"name\":\"life is PORNOGRAPHY ?\"}}]},{\"\":\"Article\",\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/life-is-pornography\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/life-is-pornography\/#webpage\"},\"author\":{\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/#\/schema\/person\/bf1108ff0a2ce5f09544ed29965e8e9e\"},\"headline\":\"life is PORNOGRAPHY ?\",\"datePublished\":\"2020-10-05T03:34:33+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2020-10-05T03:34:33+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/life-is-pornography\/#webpage\"},\"publisher\":{\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/#organization\"},\"articleSection\":\"\\u0928\\u0949\\u0928\\u0935\\u0947\\u091c \\u091c\\u094b\\u0915\\u094d\\u0938\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\"},{\"\":\"Person\",\"\":\"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/#\/schema\/person\/bf1108ff0a2ce5f09544ed29965e8e9e\",\"name\":\"Hindi Sex Story\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16725,"href":"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions\/16725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/windseekers.ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}